The Egonomist

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“Obviously not a huge amount has changed since our previous episode”

“We are risking it, talking about current events,because for all we know something way more ridiculous than this has happened since.”

This is what we get for prerecording episodes.  Enjoy this episode about… Paris Hilton and drinking.

…Never been so embarrassed. Oh well, at least we’re not:

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How to completely infuriate a Frenchman.  Show him this photo:

Then play him this episode, in which we list the reasons France has no right to complain about anything ever at all.  Not even the above picture.  Or America.  France started it.  Shut up, France.

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Racism, eh?  Not a problem, says a Queensland judge!  While we’re offending everyone, Dan slags the Beatles, and we discuss our new favourite person against the backdrop of customer service.

Please heed the announcement at the start of this episode regarding the horrid language content.

And here’s that video.

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Welfare reform – it’s about time those social parasites learnt a lesson about the value of the dollar; Don Brash, John Key, Paula Rebstock – we’re looking at you.

FIFTIETH EPISODE!  Well, the fiftieth episode that we’ve released, that is.  To celebrate this milestone, we suggest that our listeners have a drink.

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Hahaha, we just totally talk about pizza for like the entire time.  Ok, that’s an exaggeration, we do get around to talking about real stuff:  The pathology of the right wing, the crimes of Labour governments past, morality, tea and , of course, coffee.

This was recorded before the Chris Carter debacle.  The next episode is going to be all over that.

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Ahahahahahahaha ICP again:

woop woop.

While we’re down here in the depths of humanity, we also talk about the state of reality TV, our favourite best/worst movie, and how we ourselves behaved in our teenage years.

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The National Party Conference has just been, which means comedy gold is in the air.  From the promises themselves, the dodgy stats backing up the decisions, to the unions who tried to storm the castle, we get a bit of fodder out of the whole ordeal.  Also on the agenda:  The future of the Maori party, Molotov Mitchell tweets about non-specific violence, the US revolutionary war, the PEDA fiasco and fallout, and Lego:

Just to cheer you up some.

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Everything.  This episode is about everything.  Special focus on Wellington’s street people, John Howard’s CV catching up with him, underpants, local body elections, Peter Bethune, and charity.  Nice.

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This episode, we solve relationships.  But as a lead in, let’s also learn about autoerotic asphyxiation, killer asian robots and canine gun crime.

Follow me, won’t you?

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We’re amazed that nobody hit upon this solution earlier: pay the teachers less!  Roger Douglas is a man with a vision.  Also, stupid laws and embarrassing musical purchases round out this episode.