The news, eh? What is it? Where do I find it? What do I do once I’ve caught it? Is it contagious? Already 2011 has been awful full of news, and with human-produced news levels at their highest point in recorded history, what can be done to prepare for the eventual catastrophe which everyone is certain is coming from somewhere soon?
Posts Tagged ‘Auckland’
Those of you who follow our twitter may already know this (and it’s not going to come as a shock to the rest of you) but Dan got into a scuffle the other week. He runs down the events that got him covered in blood. This sparks an oral history of getting monged in Wellington, which is arguably the only topic we’re actually qualified to talk on.
Bit of a busy weekend so I haven’t had a chance to listen back to this one yet, but better get something out before you all forget we exist. Will add in tags and a blurb later on.
update: HEY! well it turns out we talked about ACT again! Specifically David Garret and his online dating conquests, among other things. Hurrah.
SPORTS! The Delhi Commonwealth Games is upon us and it’s covered in shit. How will our athletes fare in the scatological fallout as John Key dares them all to a game of ‘poo chicken’? In that vein we delve back into other shitty sporting events like the Montreal Olympics where New Zealand pissed off all of Africa, the 81 Tour that John Key doesn’t remember, and celebrate the legacy of Eddie the Eagle:
How to completely infuriate a Frenchman. Show him this photo:
Then play him this episode, in which we list the reasons France has no right to complain about anything ever at all. Not even the above picture. Or America. France started it. Shut up, France.
Welcome to our shitlist, Mr Boscawen:
And the rest of ACT, too – you’re all dicks.
Tonight, a very special presentation on the seedy world of lawn bowls, following this man’s 10 year ban from the sport…
…for getting his dick out.
Also on the agenda: Dave buys a TV finally then whines about it, plus we navigate the choppy seas of alternative operating systems/fucking time-vampires.
Ecstasy deaths, the perils of the aristocracy in getting themselves KFC, the impending crippling labour relations in the UK, gigolos, and, of course, donk.