Episode 2 with Darren Watson in the hotseat. Local elections results are in and EVERYBODY IS STOKED:
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SPORTS! The Delhi Commonwealth Games is upon us and it’s covered in shit. How will our athletes fare in the scatological fallout as John Key dares them all to a game of ‘poo chicken’? In that vein we delve back into other shitty sporting events like the Montreal Olympics where New Zealand pissed off all of Africa, the 81 Tour that John Key doesn’t remember, and celebrate the legacy of Eddie the Eagle:
Teachers are striking. I bet it’s because they’re greedy little masked bandits hellbent on holding the nation’s children to ransom. What say you? We corral a real live teacher into the studio to hear their terrible demands. WARNING: What you’re about to hear my shock you.
Tonight, a very special presentation on the seedy world of lawn bowls, following this man’s 10 year ban from the sport…
…for getting his dick out.
Also on the agenda: Dave buys a TV finally then whines about it, plus we navigate the choppy seas of alternative operating systems/fucking time-vampires.
Babies! And homeless mental people. Aaaaaaand Chris Carter!
What happens when you introduce small changes into the lives of people who have no control over any aspect of their lives? What happens when the police are relied upon to be open air psych ward orderlies? Hilarity? HILARITY! In this episode we run down the events that led to a dude going smash mental for the “cause”, talk World Cup, and Dave forgets what “defenestration” means, and Dan lets him get away with it.
Mediterranean Cruises start at around nz$2000, but beware hidden costs such as drinks, the casino, onshore spending money and the IDF riddling your ass with 9mm bullets as they board your vessel.
Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Gallipoli and the Budget – portents of the end of times? Sure. But meanwhile the Egonomist is charting up wins by… by making the Pope cry. Way to go!