Posts Tagged ‘conservatism’

Episode 82: Coneheads

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

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Hillary’s been here for a visit.  Which was nice.  Pity her country went completely to shit while she was away from it.  Noam Chomsky has a yarn about shenanigans, Dan and Dave triumphantly enter parliament on visitor’s open day to check out the naughty chair.  Also: q) what’s fun to do while drunk?  a) almost anything but especially throwing things in the harbour.

We’re trying something out with the audio settings so that you can listen to us without pumping your volume to the max and then forget to reset it to a painless level when you go back to listening to your raps.  Taken us, what, 82 episodes to figure that out?  Not like anyone involved with this studied audio engineering or anything.  Best podcast ever.

Episode 73: Wellington’s Faithless Boys

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

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Episode 2 with Darren Watson in the hotseat.  Local elections results are in and EVERYBODY IS STOKED:

Episode 68: Debbie Does Dumb Sh*t

Thursday, October 7th, 2010

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Join us as we try to set Dan up with Deborah Hill Cone.  Have a look at her sterling wit here, just before John Campbell has to actively resist punching her in the face.

But mainly we take a look at Andrew Little – can he be Labour’s Don Brash In A Good Way Don’t Get Me Wrong Here?  Can he save us from the horrors we so accurately predict (will be Bill English’s fault)?  It’s all a bit of a downer – BUT!  Comedic relief is here in the form of a brand new ACT MP!  Hurray!

Episode 62: Why Did Dizzee Rascal Cross The Road?

Friday, September 17th, 2010

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Given that right wingers seem to be perfectly capable of destroying themselves, we devote our attention to attacking people we actually kind of like; Hippies, Hippy Councilors and The Kids.

Episode 61: The Chocolate Teapot

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

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Teachers are striking.  I bet it’s because they’re greedy little masked bandits hellbent on holding the nation’s children to ransom.  What say you?  We corral a real live teacher into the studio to hear their terrible demands.  WARNING: What you’re about to hear my shock you.

Episode 45: Pizza

Saturday, July 31st, 2010

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Hahaha, we just totally talk about pizza for like the entire time.  Ok, that’s an exaggeration, we do get around to talking about real stuff:  The pathology of the right wing, the crimes of Labour governments past, morality, tea and , of course, coffee.

This was recorded before the Chris Carter debacle.  The next episode is going to be all over that.

Episode 43: Lacking Conference

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

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The National Party Conference has just been, which means comedy gold is in the air.  From the promises themselves, the dodgy stats backing up the decisions, to the unions who tried to storm the castle, we get a bit of fodder out of the whole ordeal.  Also on the agenda:  The future of the Maori party, Molotov Mitchell tweets about non-specific violence, the US revolutionary war, the PEDA fiasco and fallout, and Lego:

Just to cheer you up some.

Episode 38: Who’s thees Numbnuts?!

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

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Jesus Christ, the second we ask where John Howard’s got to he goes and does something newsworthy.  We’ll tackle that next week, I guess.  Anyhow, for now:  FIFA vs France, Pope vs Brussels, Humans vs Airlines, Vinyl vs CDs, Brightly coloured luggage vs Losing your shit.  It’s all good.

Some music mentioned in this episode:

02 Big Face by Cairo Knife Fight

Episode 34: Roger The Teachers

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

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We’re amazed that nobody hit upon this solution earlier: pay the teachers less!  Roger Douglas is a man with a vision.  Also, stupid laws and embarrassing musical purchases round out this episode.

Episode 32: WWReaganD

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

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How do we even begin to top the heights of the previous episode?  How about we talk about Ronald Reagan for longer than humanly endurable?  How about that, then?

And this:

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