Posts Tagged ‘elderly’
Wednesday, November 17th, 2010
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PRIORITY MAIL! OPEN IMMEDIATELY! WIN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! TURN INTO A DOUCHEBAG! HANG AROUND IN WATERFRONT BARS! BECOME PRIME MINSTER!
BONUS: Hear us talk nicely about Pansy Wong two seconds before she was forced to resign. Dan’s been singing the praises of Brownlee all week since this.
Tags: 1950s , 2025 Commission , ACC , American politics , American South , Anne Tolley , Arkansas , Asians , asset sales , Asterix , autism , Bill Clinton , Bill English , Britain , Central America , Christianity , Civil Unions , Coastal Coalition , Coldplay , communism , David Lange , DHBs , Dockside bar , dogs , domino effect , Don Brash , Dr Muriel Newman , drinking , drugs , elderly , email , facebook , fashion , food , Foreshore and Seabed , Gerry Brownlee , Green Party , Hillary Clinton , homophobia , indian food , internet , internet advertising , iPad , Jackson James Wood , Jenny Shipley , John Key , John Key stole Dave's little table , John Major , Judith Collins , Kate Middleton , Krypton Factor , Labour Party , lawyers , mail , Maori , Mark Zuckerberg , Marxism , Melissa Lee , Michael Cullen , Mike Moore , Mobute Sese Seko , monarchy , MP's pay , MPs' expenses , National Party , Nazis , Nick Smith , Nigeria , nightlife , Nixon , NORML , Obama , Orewa , Pansy Wong , Paula Bennet , pork , Premier House , Prince William , privatisation , prostitutes , public sector , racism , Rain Man , Reader's Digest , Richard Branson , Rodney Hide , scams , sharks , Simon Power , smoking , spam , Spirow Agnew , Steven Joyce , Tau Henare , term limits , Terry Serepisos , The Standard , Tony Ryall , twitter , U2 , Vietnam , WCC , wealthy people , weed , wildlife , Young Professionals Ball , Zaire
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Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010
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SPORTS! The Delhi Commonwealth Games is upon us and it’s covered in shit . How will our athletes fare in the scatological fallout as John Key dares them all to a game of ‘poo chicken’? In that vein we delve back into other shitty sporting events like the Montreal Olympics where New Zealand pissed off all of Africa, the 81 Tour that John Key doesn’t remember, and celebrate the legacy of Eddie the Eagle :
Tags: 1981 Tour , 2008 Mumbai terrorist attacks , Africa , All Whites , athletics , Auckland , Australia , Australian Institute of Sport , beaurocracy , Bhopal , bribery , Britain , bus , busses , Canada , capitalism , colonialism , Commonwealth Games , communism , construction industry , Cool Runnings , corruption , crime , Dave Currie , David Garrett , Delhi , East India Company , Eastern Bloc , Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards , Edinburgh , elderly , faeces , famine , film , food , Football World Cup , France , gangs , Garth McVicar , genitals , Germany , Gleneagles Agreement , hide the poo , high school , Hunterville , India , indian food , Inner Circle , internet , Iran , Islam , Israel , John Candy , John Key , Korea , libraries , London , London Olympics 2012 , Manners Mall , margarine , Michael King , Montreal , Moscow , Munich , nerds , New Zealand military , news , Olympic Games , oral sex , Paris , parties , poos , Prussia , racism , Resource Management Act , Rob Muldoon , robbery , Robert Mugabe , Rugby World Cup , Russia , Scotland , Seoul , sexual assault , skiing , South America , Sport , sporting bans , Stephen Wilce , stuff.co.nz , tennis , terrorism , The Human Centipede , toothbrushes , Vichy France , vuvuzelas , Winter Olympics , Zimbabwe
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Friday, September 3rd, 2010
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Corporate crime, personalised plates, stolen cars, the Auckland Crime Highway, and Dave’s attempts to learn to drive. We’re having a CAR EPISODE! toot toot.
Tags: ACC , Alan Hubbard , ANC , aryans , Asians , Auckland , audio , beer , Bently , Black Sabbath , Bochum , boy racers , Bridgecorp , Britain , Bruce Judge , car theft , cars , Christchurch , climate change , condoms , corporate crime , crime , Czechoslovakia , David Slack , Deborah Coddington , donk , Dr Muriel Newman , drinking , driving , drug dealers , drugs , elderly , Europe , farming , finance , finance companies , Ford , France , fraud , genocide , Germany , Gerry Brownlee , girlfriends , goths , government spending , Helensville , history , Holden , Honda , insurance , Japan , Jeremy Clarkson , Jethro Tull , Jews , John Boscawen , John Key , journalism , Judge Corp , Judith Collins , Judith Tizzard , Kmart , language , Led Zeppelin , Maori , masturbation , Melissa Lee , Metal , Michael Cullen , middle ages , morals , murder , music festivals , Nazis , neo-nazis , New Zealand Jewish Council , news , Nick Smith , Nissan , p , personalised plates , pizza , Plato , poetry , ponzi schemes , protests , Publicaddress.net , puns , racism , Rainbow's End , Reuters , Russia , sadism , sarcasm , Schindler's List , science , second hand cars , Serious Fraud Office , sexism , skinheads , South Africa , South Auckland , South Cantebury Finance , stuff.co.nz , Subaru , tampons , TradeMe.co.nz , TV , Upper Hutt , usury , Uwe Boll , Waitaki river , weed , Wellington , wikipedea , wine , World War II , youth , YouTube
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Sunday, August 22nd, 2010
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This is a real billboard:
Obviously an astute and intelligent group of people here. Today we bring a dose of historical context, plus the news that everybody who disagrees with us on this are awful people; FACT.
Tags: 1987 crash , aborigines , abortion , accountancy , ACT , activism , Alan Bond , Asians , Australia , Balibo (film) , bankruptsy , Bastion Point , beaches , Britain , Bronagh Key , Bruce Judge , Christchurch , Christopher Skase , climate change , Coastal Coalition , colonialism , Dame Whina Cooper , debt , Don Brash , Dunedin , East Timor , elderly , electotal finance bill , finance , Foreshore and Seabed , France , fraud , Gallipoli , Gordon Gekko , goths , Green Party , Gustavus von Tempsky , Helen Clark , high school , history , Indonesia , jail , John Ansell , John Boscawen , John Key , José Ramos-Horta , Katherine Mansfield , Kmart , Labour Party , Maori , Maori Party , Metiria Turei , Michael King , mini golf , Mount Maunganui , national parks , National Party , Nelson Mandela , New Zealand military , nuclear weapons , nuclear weapons testing , NZ land wars , Obama , One Love Festival , Papatoetoe , parenthood , Parihaka , Parihaka Festival , passive aggresiveness , passive resistance , pizza , property , puberty , race relations , Sara Goff , Spain , stock market , Suharto , Taranaki , Tariana Turia , Te Urewera National Park , The Taranaki Daily , Treaty of Waitangi , Treaty Settlements , Wall Street , Wellington , whaling , World War I , yachting , Zulu
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Friday, August 20th, 2010
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Welcome to our shitlist, Mr Boscawen:
And the rest of ACT, too – you’re all dicks.
Tags: 1980s , 1987 crash , accountancy , ACT , Asians , Auckland , Australia , beer , Bill English , Bronagh Key , bullying , child labour , Chris Carter , Christianity , climate change , clothes , conservatives , conspiracy theory , David Garrett , Deborah Coddington , Dipton , drugs , Dunkin Donuts , DVDs , elderly , Epsom , ETS , facebook , farts , flat tax , FPP , free market , Gerry Brownlee , gone by lunchtime , Governor General , hair , Hastings , Heather Roy , Helensville , Hitler , John Boscawen , John Key , John Key stole Dave's little table , Kmart , Labour Party , Maori Party , massages , McDonalds , mental illness , Merrill Lynch , Mikey Havoc , military , money , n-word , National Front , National Party , Nazis , Nelson Mandela , New Zealand military , Nick Smith , North & South (magazine) , parenthood , parties , pedophiles , pizza , politics , public sector , racism , Richard Worth , Ricky Gervais , right wing , Robben Island , Roger Douglas , Rogernomics , satan , science , skype , Steven Franks , Steven Joyce , Tariana Turia , Tauranga , tax , territorial army , The Herald , The McGillicuddy Serious Party , The Office (tv show) , Three Strikes , travel , Wanganui , wealthy people , welfare , Wellington , Wellington Central electorate , Winston Peters , women
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Wednesday, August 18th, 2010
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Racism, eh? Not a problem, says a Queensland judge ! While we’re offending everyone, Dan slags the Beatles, and we discuss our new favourite person against the backdrop of customer service.
Please heed the announcement at the start of this episode regarding the horrid language content.
And here’s that video.
Tags: aborigines , adultery , airlines , America , amyl nitrate , Anna Bligh , Arabs , Australia , beer , Bill Hicks , blood donation , Britain , BSA , builders , Burger King , customer service , Double Brown , drink driving , elderly , email , etiquette , Europe , Falling Down (film) , fast food , Fat Freddy's Drop , Federal Aviation Authority , female circumcision , flight attendants , flights , gays , genitals , girlfriends , Gold Coast , hate crime , Home & Away , housing , immigrants , immigration , internet , irony , Islam , John Lennon , Kath & Kim , Labour Party Australia , language , Los Angeles , metaphor , Michael O'Driscoll , music , Muslims , n-word , N.W.A. , New Jersey , New York , Palmerston North , proverb , Public Enemy , Queens (NY) , Queensland , racial slurs , racism , relationships , satire , service stations , socialism , Steven Slater , supermarkets , swearing , Tauranga , terrorism , The Beatles , The Herald , Thorndon , weather , wine , women
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Monday, August 16th, 2010
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Tonight, a very special presentation on the seedy world of lawn bowls, following this man’s 10 year ban from the sport…
…for getting his dick out.
Also on the agenda: Dave buys a TV finally then whines about it, plus we navigate the choppy seas of alternative operating systems/fucking time-vampires.
Tags: 3G , Africa , Amiga , Anne Frank , Apple , Auckland , Auckland College of Education , bingo , bluray , bowling , bowls , busses , cellphones , computers , credit , d.vice , David File , debt , discman , doritos , drinking , DSE , elderly , electronics , Fat Freddy's Drop , film , flatmates , France , gaming , Gary Lawson , genitals , Gisborne , hire purchase , iPad , iPhone , jail , Jean-Luc Godard , Jews , John Key , John Key stole Dave's little table , jukeboxes , kitchen appliances , kiwisaver , language , Linux , match fixing , Microsoft , Morphine , murder , nerds , Parliament , parties , playstation , pretension , Ricky Martin , Sega , sex , sex toys , Shortland Street , Sky TV , snacks , Sport , sporting bans , Star Wars , streaking , technology , The Bible , Thievery Corporation , TradeMe.co.nz , Treasury , TV , Ubuntu , UHF , Victor Hugo , Viz magazine , Windows , Winston Peters , World Bowls Championships , zune
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Thursday, August 5th, 2010
Tags: accountancy , Afghanistan , Afghanistan War , AIDs , Anne Tolley , appendicitis , Archduke Franz Ferdinand , art , assasination , asset sales , Australia , Australian Elections , Batman , BBC , beer , Ben Hana/Blanket Man , bigotry , boat people , Britain , Chris Carter , closing the gap , Congo , Cranium (game) , death , drink driving , drinking , drinking age , drinking games , East Timor , education , elderly , Fairfax , foreign affairs , gays , Gerry Brownlee , good looks , Hamid Karzai , Helen Clark , hip hop , history , ICC , International Democrat Union , Jasiri X , Jim Bolger , John Howard , John Key , John Wayne , Julia Gillard , Julian Assange , Kath & Kim , Labour Party Australia , Liberal Party Australia , Lieutenant Timothy O'Donnell , local body elections , local government , Maori , maths , mayors , mental illness , Merryl Lynch , military , minerals , mining , National Party , New South Wales , New York , New Zealand First , New Zealand military , obesity , organised crime , parenthood , Paula Bennett , Phil Goff , Prince , Queensland , racism , rap , redheads , refugees , RICO , Rob Muldoon , SAS , school , school leavers , sex , Spike Milligan , Stephen Tindall , street art , stuff.co.nz , Tauranga , tax cuts , terrorism , The North Shore , The Warehouse , Tony Abbott , Trevor Mallard , Tuku Morgan , Unocal , USSR , Victoria , Wales , Walzing Matilda , Wanganui , war , Wikileaks , Winston Peters
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Thursday, July 1st, 2010
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In this episode: The filth get in the way of Sara Goff getting her donk on in Sydney, which is all news to her father. Gerry Brownlee is a gigantic idiot PUN INTENDED. John Key has imaginary friends (finally found the news article) . Australia now has the most stringent laws in the world for people wanting to enter the masturbation industries. And TV3′s David Fane fails at all but the most unintentional of comedy when he insults a persecuted race and people with a stigmatized, debilitating and deadly illness all in the one statement, delivered at an event that he presumably had time to prepare material for. BIT LIKE AN EGONOMIST EPISODE THEN EH HAHA! Fuck you.
This episode seems to have recorded a little hot. Pardon me.
Tags: "The Great War For Civilisation" , 3 News , advertising , AIDs , Andrew Lloyd-Weber , anorexia , antisemitism , Arrested Development (TV show) , Auckland , Australia , Bill & Mary Smith , Blackout Crew , books , bouncers , BP , Brazil , breasts , CanWest , Carmel Sepuloni , Catch 22 , chavs , child abuse , child pornography , Clayton Cosgrove , clothes , cocaine , comedians , comedy , currency , currency conversion , dance music , David Clendon , David Cunliffe , David Fane , Don Brash , donk , drilling , drugs , East Cape , eating disorders , ecstasy , elderly , electronic music , England , facebook , fashion , Flava Radio , Football World Cup , Foreshore and Seabed , Gerry Brownlee , Going Rogue , Great Brain Robbery , Helensville , Hitler , HIV , horseriding , horses , internet advertising , Ironbridge , Jason Gunn , Jews , John Campbell , John Key , John Key stole Dave's little table , John Tamihere , Kate Hawkesby , Labour Party , Lana Cocroft , leather , London , Maori , Maurice Williamson , McDonalds , mental illness , Mike Hosking , Mike McRoberts , Millie Holmes , models , music , Myspace , Naked Samoans , National Party , New Zealand Jewish Council , Ngati Porou , NME , No RIght Turn , North England , oil , oil spill , One News , Paris Hilton , parties , Phil Goff , Phoenix Nights , politics , pornography , racism , Radio Roast , rave , Remuera , Rick Barker , Rupert Murdoch , Sandra Goudie , Sara Goff , Sarah Palin , Shane Jones , shoes , state owned , Sunday Star Times , Sydney , talkback radio , Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles , the holocaust , The Radio Network , The Standard , Tom Scott , Treaty Settlements , Trevor Grice , Trevor Mallard , TV3 , TVNZ , twitter , Vice , weight , Wikileaks , World War II
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Saturday, June 5th, 2010
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Mediterranean Cruises start at around nz$2000, but beware hidden costs such as drinks, the casino, onshore spending money and the IDF riddling your ass with 9mm bullets as they board your vessel.
Avast! PIRATES!
Turns out Dan was right for a change.
Tags: "Distorted Morality" , "Hegemony or Survival" , "Manufacturing Consent" , "The Great War For Civilisation" , activism , America , antisemitism , Asterix , audiobooks , blogs , bodybuilding , bootlegging , Brazil , Britain , busses , competitive eating , Dan has big hands , drugs , egonomist news , Egypt , elderly , F.H.M. , Freedom Flotilla , Gaza , god , Going Rogue , Gordon Brown , Hamas , Hezbollah , humanitarianism , I.D.F. , internet , Israel , Jesus , Jews , Jimmy Carter , Jordan , Labour Party UK , Loaded , Louis Theroux , Manchester United , masturbation , Middle East , military , Moshe Dayan , music , Nelson Mandela , Neville Chamberlain , Nikola Tesla , Noam Chomsky , Obama , Palestine , piracy , Playboy , pornography , profanity , Prussian Blue , Republican party , Ricky Gervais , Robert Fisk , Sandwiches (bar) , Sarah Palin , Seatoun , shrooms , snapper , Syria , Thai brides , Thailand , The Bible , Tony Blair , UK election , war , Wellington , Winston Churchill
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