Posts Tagged ‘Judith Collins’
Tuesday, November 30th, 2010
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Nobody knows exactly when we will next get to vote. It could be thrust upon us at a moment’s notice. You could be at home, you could be at work. You could be out, it might be dark, you could well be drunk. So it pays to think CONSTANTLY about how you’d vote or else you might get caught out and end up voting for the wrong people in a kind of panic. In this episode we moan about there basically being nobody to vote for, identify who we think are the “Most Egonomist MPs”, Dan outlines precisely what it will take to get him to vote Green, and Dave reminisces about ripping off his shoddy neighbor‘s unsecured wireless internet.
Tags: 9 day fortnight, ACT, alcoholism, Andrew Little, Annette King, Asians, Australia, Batman, beneficiaries, Bill Birch, Bill English, blogs, Botany, change, Chris Finlayson, Chris Hipkins, Christchurch, Christchurch Earthquake emergency legislation, cycleway, David Benson-Pope, David Cunliffe, David Farrar, Don Brash, Dr Russel Norman, election promises, electotal finance bill, flags, Foreshore and Seabed, Gareth Hughes, Gerry Brownlee, global economic downturn, Grant Robertson, Green Party, Hekia Parata, Helen Clark, internet, Jackson James Wood, Jan Logie, Jenny Shipley, Jim Anderton, Jim Bolger, John Boscawen, Judith Collins, Karori, Kevin Hague, Kiwibank, Kiwiblog, Kmart, Kris Fa'afoi, Labour Party, llamas, Lockwood Smith, Mana by-election, Maori, Maori Party, Maori seats, Matt McCarten, Mike Moore, Movember, Mt Albert, National Party, New York, NZ Post, Pansy Wong, parties, Patrick Gower, Phil Goff, pizza, Red Alert (blog), Richard Worth, Rob Muldoon, Roger Douglas, Ronald Reagan, Ruth Richardson, Sarah Palin, Star Wars, Stuart Nash, stuff.co.nz, Sue Bradford, Taranaki, Tau Henare, tax cuts, technology, Trevor Mallard, twitter, voters, weight, welfare, Welfare Working Group, Wellington, Winston Peters, Young Nats Posted in Podcast | No Comments »
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Monday, November 22nd, 2010
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Prendegast’s campaign material showed photographs of her literally burning ratepayers’ money*, people voted in droves for her, and now Wellington’s through the roof at securing the rugby sevens in Wellington for another 6 years after she had earlier turned down the opportunity to host them permanently. You haven’t got a clue, have you? Meanwhile, local hero Terry Serepisos shares some get-rich-quick wisdom: Don’t pay your bills ever at all. And certainly not your tax, dummy.
Plus; ROYALTY:
Also: Why We Vote on a Wednesday. We being Americans and Wednesday being Tuesday because Dave’s mind is all wrong.
*Fireworks. I’m clever.
Tags: 1970s, 1980s, A-League football, American politics, aristocracy, BBQs, Beach Boys, Bill English, Black Eyed Peas, Blur, Bob Jones, boxing, Britain, cars, celebrities, Century City Apartments, Charles II of Spain, chavs, Chelsea Clinton, Christchurch, classical music, Commonwealth Games, Conservative Party UK, culture, David Lange, David Tua, Delhi, democracy, Democratic Party, dogs, domestic violence, Dominion Post, drinking, earthquakes, Edward VIII, engagement, Fat Freddy's Drop, Fergie (BEP), Fox News, gambling, Gerry Brownlee, Governor General, haemophillia, Haydn, Herman's Hermits, horse races, horses, inbreeding, incest, India, Inland Revenue, Invercargil, Jessica Simpson, jewelry, Jews, John Key, Judith Collins, Kate Middleton, Kerry Prendegast, King Ralph, kiwisaver, Lady Sovereign, Last.fm, Lion Ken, mayors, monarchy, Ms Dynamite, music, Nick Smith, nightlife, Norman Kirk, Oasis, Obama, obesity, Opshop, P.G. Andersson, Paraguay, parties, Pete Hodgson, Prince Charles, Prince Harry, Prince William, Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding, Princess Diana, Pulp, racing, racism, reggae, Republican party, Ricky Herbert, Roman Abramovich, royalty, rugby sevens, Sarah Ferguson, sex, shy bladders, Southland Stadium, Spencer family, Steven Joyce, tax, Terry Serepisos, The Beatles, The Libertines, The Rolling Stones, Toast Martinborough, Tony Ryall, Tui Awards, violence, Vivaldi, wealthy people, weddings, weight, Wellington, Wellington Cup, Wellington Girls College, Wellington Phoenix Posted in Podcast | No Comments »
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Wednesday, November 17th, 2010
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PRIORITY MAIL! OPEN IMMEDIATELY! WIN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! TURN INTO A DOUCHEBAG! HANG AROUND IN WATERFRONT BARS! BECOME PRIME MINSTER!
BONUS: Hear us talk nicely about Pansy Wong two seconds before she was forced to resign. Dan’s been singing the praises of Brownlee all week since this.
Tags: 1950s, 2025 Commission, ACC, American politics, American South, Anne Tolley, Arkansas, Asians, asset sales, Asterix, autism, Bill Clinton, Bill English, Britain, Central America, Christianity, Civil Unions, Coastal Coalition, Coldplay, communism, David Lange, DHBs, Dockside bar, dogs, domino effect, Don Brash, Dr Muriel Newman, drinking, drugs, elderly, email, facebook, fashion, food, Foreshore and Seabed, Gerry Brownlee, Green Party, Hillary Clinton, homophobia, indian food, internet, internet advertising, iPad, Jackson James Wood, Jenny Shipley, John Key, John Key stole Dave's little table, John Major, Judith Collins, Kate Middleton, Krypton Factor, Labour Party, lawyers, mail, Maori, Mark Zuckerberg, Marxism, Melissa Lee, Michael Cullen, Mike Moore, Mobute Sese Seko, monarchy, MP's pay, MPs' expenses, National Party, Nazis, Nick Smith, Nigeria, nightlife, Nixon, NORML, Obama, Orewa, Pansy Wong, Paula Bennet, pork, Premier House, Prince William, privatisation, prostitutes, public sector, racism, Rain Man, Reader's Digest, Richard Branson, Rodney Hide, scams, sharks, Simon Power, smoking, spam, Spirow Agnew, Steven Joyce, Tau Henare, term limits, Terry Serepisos, The Standard, Tony Ryall, twitter, U2, Vietnam, WCC, wealthy people, weed, wildlife, Young Professionals Ball, Zaire Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »
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Tuesday, November 9th, 2010
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Hillary’s been here for a visit. Which was nice. Pity her country went completely to shit while she was away from it. Noam Chomsky has a yarn about shenanigans, Dan and Dave triumphantly enter parliament on visitor’s open day to check out the naughty chair. Also: q) what’s fun to do while drunk? a) almost anything but especially throwing things in the harbour.
We’re trying something out with the audio settings so that you can listen to us without pumping your volume to the max and then forget to reset it to a painless level when you go back to listening to your raps. Taken us, what, 82 episodes to figure that out? Not like anyone involved with this studied audio engineering or anything. Best podcast ever.
Tags: "God Is Not Great" book, 2025 Commission, ACT, adultery, advertising, Al Gore, Alan Duff, American politics, Barry Goldwater, BBQs, Bill Clinton, Black Adder, boy racers, Britain, capitalism, car crushing, cars, Celia Wade-Brown, Chris Carter, Chris Hipkins, Christine Rankin, Christopher Hitchens, civil rights movement, conservatism, Covlin, Customs, David Cameron, David Lange, Democratic Party, drugs, ducks, Eden Park, Eton, farts, Florida, girls, Goodbye Pork Pie, high school, Hillary Clinton, John Boscawen, John Key, John Stewart, Judith Collins, Lockwood Smith, marijuana, mediawatch, Michael Bassett, midterm elections, Mike Moore, Ministry of Works, murder, NAFTA, National Party, New Zealand First, Newt Gingrich, Nixon, Noam Chomsky, Obama, Once Were Warriors, Outrageous Fortune, p, Parliament, Parliament TV, parties, Patrick Gower, Phil Twyford, police, Premier House, prisoners' right to vote, prisons, Republican party, Richard Prebble, Ritchie McCaw, road cones, Rodney Hide, rotten boroughs, statistics, Steven Seagal, street signs, suicide, swimming, tea party movement, teenagers, The Hobbit, Vietnam, War on Drugs, WCC, weather, Wellington, Wellington harbour, Winston Peters, WINZ, women Posted in Podcast | No Comments »
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Friday, September 3rd, 2010
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Corporate crime, personalised plates, stolen cars, the Auckland Crime Highway, and Dave’s attempts to learn to drive. We’re having a CAR EPISODE! toot toot.
Tags: ACC, Alan Hubbard, ANC, aryans, Asians, Auckland, audio, beer, Bently, Black Sabbath, Bochum, boy racers, Bridgecorp, Britain, Bruce Judge, car theft, cars, Christchurch, climate change, condoms, corporate crime, crime, Czechoslovakia, David Slack, Deborah Coddington, donk, Dr Muriel Newman, drinking, driving, drug dealers, drugs, elderly, Europe, farming, finance, finance companies, Ford, France, fraud, genocide, Germany, Gerry Brownlee, girlfriends, goths, government spending, Helensville, history, Holden, Honda, insurance, Japan, Jeremy Clarkson, Jethro Tull, Jews, John Boscawen, John Key, journalism, Judge Corp, Judith Collins, Judith Tizzard, Kmart, language, Led Zeppelin, Maori, masturbation, Melissa Lee, Metal, Michael Cullen, middle ages, morals, murder, music festivals, Nazis, neo-nazis, New Zealand Jewish Council, news, Nick Smith, Nissan, p, personalised plates, pizza, Plato, poetry, ponzi schemes, protests, Publicaddress.net, puns, racism, Rainbow's End, Reuters, Russia, sadism, sarcasm, Schindler's List, science, second hand cars, Serious Fraud Office, sexism, skinheads, South Africa, South Auckland, South Cantebury Finance, stuff.co.nz, Subaru, tampons, TradeMe.co.nz, TV, Upper Hutt, usury, Uwe Boll, Waitaki river, weed, Wellington, wikipedea, wine, World War II, youth, YouTube Posted in Podcast | No Comments »
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Sunday, June 6th, 2010
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Chicks, man. It’s all clothes and shoes and aspirational TV shows and Gerry Brownlee.
ALSO! We want your submissions, as per the discussion around the 24 minute mark; equate a sexual experience to a horrifying war event! Comment below!
Tags: 91ZM, Bad Taste (film), basketball, bling, capitalism, cartoons, child labour, China, clothes, consumer capitalism, dating, Desert Storm, diamonds, drugs, Extreme Makeover Home Edition, Eyjafjallajökull, facebook, fashion, feminism, gender, Gerry Brownlee, Grant Kereama, Guidos, Gulf War, high school, hip hop, Hiroshima, housework, Hutt Valley, Iceland, Italian-Americans, Italians, Jersey Shore, John Key stole Dave's little table, Judith Collins, loans, Makara, Maori, Mike Skinner/The Streets, mortgage unbundling, mortgages, MTV, N.B.A., New York, Nick Tansley, nightlife, Nike, Pablo Escobar, Palmerston North, parenthood, Polly Gillespie, possuming, pub quizes, racism, rape, rates, reality TV, Seinfeld, sex, sexism, shoes, sluts, sneaker culture, Snooki, Sport, Star Wars, students, Tawa, The Battle of Hastings, The Situation, The Somme, Tommy Hilfiger, tupperware, U2, video games, Vietnam, violent, William the Conqueror, wine, women, World War I, World War II, wwtdd.com Posted in Podcast | No Comments »
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Thursday, May 27th, 2010
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Baseball meets the justice system and ACT meets the demands of their hysterical, uninformed constituents in this week’s biggest news: The Three Strikes Bill. Also, we ask the hard questions about why “Mum and Dad” investors would want to buy something they already own, where Dolf Lundgren is these days, and what Tory Horse thinks about all this.
Tags: academia, ACT, American politics, ANZ/National, asset sales, banks, Bill of Rights, California, capital punishment, Christchurch, conservatism, corrections, crime, Customs, David Bain, David Garrett, Dolph Lundgren, domestic violence, drink driving, drugs, ebay, emotion, Enron, fraud, GCSB, global economic downturn, gout, government spending, housing, Ice T, Iceland, investment, Jean Claude Van Damme, Jesus, John Boscawen, Judith Collins, Kiwibank, Labour Party, liberals, liberterianism, mandatory minimum sentencing, military, Mr Asia, murder, National Party, New Zealand First, p, police, poverty, prisons, private prisons, privatisation, rape, recycling, rehabilitation, Scott Watson, Search and Surveillance bill, Sensible Sentencing Trust, Silverster Stallone, South Auckland, stock market, Terrorism Supression Act, Texas, The Cruel Sea, The Justice System, Three Strikes, Tory Horse, violence, Wellington, Wellington Phoenix, Winston Peters Posted in Podcast | No Comments »
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Thursday, May 13th, 2010
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In this episode we talk about K-Strass, a purported Yo-yo expert who has been pranking local news shows in America with is yo yo “act”. Also, the UK election results are in, Paula Bennett’s an idiot, and Dave unveils his own new single-issue, special interest political party, the CAIP.
Tags: 1980s, 1981 Tour, ads, Afghanistan, alcohol, Aldous Huxley, Altern-8, American politics, Aotearoa Legalise Cannabis party, archeology, Auckland, Bill Clinton, Bill O'Reilly, blogs, Bob Jones, Branch Davidians, Britain, Bro' Town, California, Cambodia, capitalism, Catherine Delahunty, child abuse, Christchurch, Christianity, Christine Rankin, class, colonialism, comedians, comedy, communism, conscription, Conservative Party UK, conspiracy theory, corruption, Crazy Frog, Cybenetic Assisted Immortality Party, dance music, David Icke, democracy, Democratic Party, DPB, drinking age, drugs, drunk driving, ecstasy, education, elderly, Essex, facism, facists, Fat Freddy's Drop, Fox News, FPP, fraternities, general election, George Bush snr, George W Bush, George Washington, girls, Glen Beck, government spending, Greece, Green Party, guns, Highlander, history, immigrants, immigration, immortality, infomercials, internet, internet advertising, Japan, Jenny Shipley, Jews, John Key, John McCain, journalism, Judith Collins, K-Strass, KGB, Kyle Chapman, LA riots, Labour Party, language, Liberal Democrats UK, lizard people, Louis XIV, Maori, marijuana, Masterton, McGillicuddy Serious Party, mental illness, methamphetamine, Michael Appleby, military, MMP, Molotov Mitchell, Montana, morning television, mortality, motivational speaking, Mr Excuse Me/Geoff The Maori, music, My Chemical Romance, NAMBLA, Nandor Tanczos, National Front, National Party, National Radio, Nazis, Netherlands, New Zealand First, news, Nick Clegg, NORML, Obama, Oliver Driver, Otago, Paul Henry, Paula Bennett, pedophiles, pedophillia, Peter Dunne, poi, police, poos, Professor Peter Saunders - Centre for Independent Studies, Professor Peter Saunders - University of New South Wales, prostitution, protests, punk, Punkfest, R.E.M., racism, rap, rave, Religion, religious extremism, Republican party, retards, retro, Sarah Palin, School of Hard Knocks, science, Scottish National Party, Sega, seperatism, September 10, sex, single-issue parties, Skulls and Bones, Steven Joyce, Superman, tax, Te Urewera National Park, tea party movement, technology, tertiary education, texting, The Apprentice NZ, The Bible, The Economist, The Electoral College, The KLF, the society paged, The Sopranos, The Sun (newspaper), The Wellingtonian, time travel, Timothy McVeigh, Tory Horse, Treaty of Waitangi, Treaty Settlements, Tuhoe, Turkey, TV, TV3, TVNZ, twitter, UK election, United Future, USA deficit, Waco, Wanganui, war, Washington DC, welfare, Wellington, white supremacists, wine, Winston Peters, WINZ, Wolverines, women, WorldNetDaily, yo-yo Posted in Podcast | 1 Comment »
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Saturday, April 24th, 2010
Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Gallipoli and the Budget – portents of the end of times? Sure. But meanwhile the Egonomist is charting up wins by… by making the Pope cry. Way to go!
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Tags: 1930s, 1981 Tour, 1990s, 91ZM, ACC, act of god, adultery, afterlife, airlines, alcohol, alcoholism, American politics, Annette King, ANZAC, AP, Auckland, Australia, beer, Berlin Wall, Bill English, bishopaccountability.org, busses, Catholicism, child abuse, Chile, Civil Unions, clothes, cocaine, Cold War, conscription, conservatism, conservatives, crime, Don Brash, DPB, Dr Pita Sharples, drugs, earthquakes, economics, economies of scale, environmentalism, environmentalists, Essex, Europe, Eyjafjallajökull, faith, flights, Gallipoli, girls, global economic downturn, god, government spending, GST, Haiti, Hamilton, health, healthcare reform, Helen Clark, Hell Pizza, history, holidays act, homeless, Iceland, Insane Clown Posse, Iran, Islam, islamic extremism, Istanbul, Jesus Jones, John Banks, John Key, journalism, Judith Collins, Kiwi Cricket, Kurt Cobain, labour movement, Labour Party, law, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Malta, Maori, Maori Party, mayors, Merrill Lynch, Michael J. Fox, military, mining, morality, name & shame, National Party, Obama, pants, Parkinson's, parties, Peace Action Aotearoa, pedophiles, pedophillia, Phil Goff, phone polls, plate techtonics, police, Polly Gillespie, Pope Benedict XVI, Pope John Paul II, populism, prisons, private prisons, promiscuity, Public-Private Partnerships, Queensland, racism, Rastafarianism, rave, Religion, Rob Muldoon, RSA, RSL, Rush Limbaugh, science, snapper, stuff.co.nz, tax cuts, Tehran, The Budget, the EU, The Herald, Tramways Union, Vietnam, volcanoes, war, war journalism, welfare, Wellington, Wellywood, whaling, white poppies, Wikileaks, Winston Churchill, WINZ, World War I, World War II Posted in Podcast | No Comments »
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