Posts Tagged ‘Obama’

Episode 90: It’s All Gone Kim Jong

Sunday, November 28th, 2010

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Quick! Everybody change partners!  Switch it up! – Sarah Palin comes out in support of North Korea and David Cunliffe comes out in supports of not-quite-but-kind-of-privatisation-but-not-really.  It’s like that movie, you know?

Episode 87: At Least There’s a Wedding to Look Forward To

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

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Prendegast’s campaign material showed photographs of her literally burning ratepayers’ money*, people voted in droves for her, and now Wellington’s through the roof at securing the rugby sevens in Wellington for another 6 years after she had earlier turned down the opportunity to host them permanently.  You haven’t got a clue, have you?  Meanwhile, local hero Terry Serepisos shares some get-rich-quick wisdom: Don’t pay your bills ever at all.  And certainly not your tax, dummy.

Plus; ROYALTY:

Also: Why We Vote on a Wednesday.  We being Americans and Wednesday being Tuesday because Dave’s mind is all wrong.

*Fireworks.  I’m clever.

Episode 85: You May Already Have Won!

Wednesday, November 17th, 2010

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PRIORITY MAIL!  OPEN IMMEDIATELY!  WIN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!  TURN INTO A DOUCHEBAG!  HANG AROUND IN WATERFRONT BARS!  BECOME PRIME MINSTER!

BONUS: Hear us talk nicely about Pansy Wong two seconds before she was forced to resign.  Dan’s been singing the praises of Brownlee all week since this.

Episode 82: Coneheads

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

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Hillary’s been here for a visit.  Which was nice.  Pity her country went completely to shit while she was away from it.  Noam Chomsky has a yarn about shenanigans, Dan and Dave triumphantly enter parliament on visitor’s open day to check out the naughty chair.  Also: q) what’s fun to do while drunk?  a) almost anything but especially throwing things in the harbour.

We’re trying something out with the audio settings so that you can listen to us without pumping your volume to the max and then forget to reset it to a painless level when you go back to listening to your raps.  Taken us, what, 82 episodes to figure that out?  Not like anyone involved with this studied audio engineering or anything.  Best podcast ever.

Episode 59: Like a Polaroid Picture

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

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The Christchurch Earthquake is serious business and has had a huge impact on the lives of the residents, BUT: as with any news event there are peripheral political, financial and media fuck-ups that make up the bread and butter of this podcast.  So, with our full sympathies going out to the victims of this horrible event, let’s commence with the piss-taking…

Episode 56: Newman!

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

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NEWMAN!

Today we recap our interaction with the Coastal Coalition, and the steamy depths of wacky beliefs held by other, smirking, ACT party affiliates, including their boners for stuff like Glenn Beck’s Restoring Honor rally and Ayn Rand, homicide groupie, because to people who hate other people, apparently this video is sublime:

Episode 54: Beaches ain’t sh*t

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

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This is a real billboard:

Obviously an astute and intelligent group of people here.  Today we bring a dose of historical context, plus the news that everybody who disagrees with us on this are awful people; FACT.

Episode 43: Lacking Conference

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

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The National Party Conference has just been, which means comedy gold is in the air.  From the promises themselves, the dodgy stats backing up the decisions, to the unions who tried to storm the castle, we get a bit of fodder out of the whole ordeal.  Also on the agenda:  The future of the Maori party, Molotov Mitchell tweets about non-specific violence, the US revolutionary war, the PEDA fiasco and fallout, and Lego:

Just to cheer you up some.

Episode 40: Party Central

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

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Sorry for the delay, everybody. Here’s our FORTIETH EPISODE! From Auckland’s “Party Central” (failed plans for a celebration zone on Auckland’s waterfront) to Wellington’s “Party Central” (Dan and Dave in a strip joint) to Christchurch’s “Party Central” (serious sexual assault allegations), this episode has the lot.

We use the N word in this episode, quoting You-Know-Who.  Just a heads up.

Episode 33: Vexiphobia

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

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Apparently waving this flag at unelected Chinese officials gets you in trouble.

I wonder how they’d react to this one then:

In this episode, Dan and Dave discuss the perils of sino-vexiphobia (look it up – I had to), and how YOU can avoid getting roughed up by goons on the steps of your country’s house of elected government.  Also in the news; MORE HIPPIES:

L-R; Gary Brooks Faulkner, kidney function (absent)

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