Posts Tagged ‘Sport’
SPORTS! The Delhi Commonwealth Games is upon us and it’s covered in shit. How will our athletes fare in the scatological fallout as John Key dares them all to a game of ‘poo chicken’? In that vein we delve back into other shitty sporting events like the Montreal Olympics where New Zealand pissed off all of Africa, the 81 Tour that John Key doesn’t remember, and celebrate the legacy of Eddie the Eagle:
Tonight, a very special presentation on the seedy world of lawn bowls, following this man’s 10 year ban from the sport…
…for getting his dick out.
Also on the agenda: Dave buys a TV finally then whines about it, plus we navigate the choppy seas of alternative operating systems/fucking time-vampires.
Sorry for the delay, everybody. Here’s our FORTIETH EPISODE! From Auckland’s “Party Central” (failed plans for a celebration zone on Auckland’s waterfront) to Wellington’s “Party Central” (Dan and Dave in a strip joint) to Christchurch’s “Party Central” (serious sexual assault allegations), this episode has the lot.
We use the N word in this episode, quoting You-Know-Who. Just a heads up.
Jesus Christ, the second we ask where John Howard’s got to he goes and does something newsworthy. We’ll tackle that next week, I guess. Anyhow, for now: FIFA vs France, Pope vs Brussels, Humans vs Airlines, Vinyl vs CDs, Brightly coloured luggage vs Losing your shit. It’s all good.
Some music mentioned in this episode:
Australia is going through a bit of an upheaval at the moment, but it’s still going to be shit. Dan and Dave reminisce about the Nats’ promises to stem the flow of Kiwis crossing the ditch, illustrated by this billboard of theirs which invoked that most Australian of political institutions: Kidnapping. Meanwhile, grumpy Brit voters are getting what they asked for. And at home, drink driving goes to the next level of ridiculousness with these two winners.
If you’re wondering about this donk business…
What happens when you introduce small changes into the lives of people who have no control over any aspect of their lives? What happens when the police are relied upon to be open air psych ward orderlies? Hilarity? HILARITY! In this episode we run down the events that led to a dude going smash mental for the “cause”, talk World Cup, and Dave forgets what “defenestration” means, and Dan lets him get away with it.
Chicks, man. It’s all clothes and shoes and aspirational TV shows and Gerry Brownlee.
ALSO! We want your submissions, as per the discussion around the 24 minute mark; equate a sexual experience to a horrifying war event! Comment below!